幽默与笑话?英语幽默集萃
The Fox and the Goat
An unlucky fox fell into a well. It was quite deep, so he could not get out by himself.
A goat passed by. He asked the fox what he was doing in the well.
"Oh, have you not heard?" said the fox,” There is going to be a great drought, so I jumped down to get some water. Why don't you come down here too?"
The goat believed his words, and jumped down into the well. But the fox immediately jumped on the goat's back and up to the edge of the well.
"Good-bye, friend," said the fox. "Remember next time don't trust the advice of a man in difficulties."
狐狸和山羊
一只不走运的狐狸，失足掉到了井里。井很深，他自己无法跳出来。
一只山羊经过这里，便问狐狸在井下做什么。
狐狸说：“哦，你没有听说吗？这里将要大旱，因此我跳进来取水，为什么你不下来一起喝呢？”
山羊相信了狐狸的话，就真的跳进井里。狐狸立即跳上山羊的背，又一跳，跳上了井沿。
“再见，朋友，”狐狸说，“记住，不要相信一个身陷麻烦的人的建议。”
A Fox，a Wolf and a Lion
Long，long ago，a fox and a wolf became good friends．They always p1ayed together just like two brothers．
One day they caught a chick．The fox was so po1ite that he gave it a11 to the wolf for dinner.
"No, no, no," said the wolf,“you are my younger brother. You Can have it first．”
Just then a 1ion came before them suddenly．The wolf said quickly，“King Lion，I know you will come here，so l get a chick for your supper．”
The fox said po1itely：“I know only a little chick is to a little for King’s evening meal，so l bring a wo1f to you besides the chick．”
狐狸、狼和狮子
很久，很久以前，狐狸和狼成了好朋友，它们总是像兄弟般在一起玩耍。
一天，它们抓到一只鸡。狐狸很有礼貌，就把整只鸡给狼当作晚餐。
“不，不，不，”狼说，“你是我的弟弟，请你先吃。”
就在这时，一头狮子突然出现在它们面前。狼赶忙说：“狮子大王，我知道您要来这里，所以给您准备了一只鸡当晚餐。”
狐狸礼貌地说：“我知道一只小鸡给您当晚餐太少了，所以除这只小鸡外，我还给您准备了一只狼。”
（责任编辑 赵立涛）
